We're truly living in the future now: Amazon's goat grazing service 

With Amazon's newly minted Home Services, your lawn mower is now just a sad relic of yesteryear:

If goat grazing is right for my property, what would the service entail? Once a pro has met with you to pdetermine if unleashing some friendly goats on your property will help you get rid of any unwanted vegetation, you'll receive a recommendation for how many goats will be loaned to you, how long those goats will keep you company, and how often a pro will come check on them to make sure they're not attempting any fancy tricks to break free from the temporary fencing that will be placed around them. As they graze, they will likely leave behind some droppings, too, and you'll get to keep this fertilizer as a friendly parting gift!

Hire a Goat Grazer | Amazon Home Services

Goat grazing is currently in beta and is mos def unavailable anywhere near you, but fear not, soon these “curious little creatures” are bound to be drone dropped right on your front yard. The future people, the future.

via Kottke