Your new personal stylist wears a blue t-shirt

The job of Apple Retail Store employees will begin changing in profound ways next month. In order to showcase and sell the Apple Watch, retail employees will be trained to provide personal fashion and styling advice to customers, according to employees briefed on the plans.

Apple’s sales overhaul for Apple Watch will focus on building trust, offering fashion views, upselling bands | 9to5Mac

You'll know something's not right when you come out wearing a St. Croix mock turtleneck and New Balance 992s.