Just throw the New York Times' "wearables cause cancer" story in a dumpster fire already

But what about adults? After researching this column, talking to experts and poring over dozens of scientific papers, I have realized the dangers of cellphones when used for extended periods, and as a result I have stopped holding my phone next to my head and instead use a headset.

That being said, when it comes to wearable computers, I’ll still buy the Apple Watch, but I won’t let it go anywhere near my head. And I definitely won’t let any children I know play with it for extended periods of time.

The Health Concerns in Wearable Tech - NYTimes.com

All aboard the woo-woo train.