Curmudgeon tells Watch to get off his lawn

I was, quite frankly, afraid of the thousands of zealots who — radicalized by a certain movement — would bombard me with hateful emails and, quite possibly, accost me verbally on the street.

But I think the situation has finally cooled enough so I can say what I couldn’t last week: I think the Apple Watch is a stupid idea.

Not only the Apple Watch but also anything that I’m supposed to put on my wrist that acts just like the very smart iPhone that I carry in the left pocket of my pants. (Trust me, it’s there — I don’t want you to go rummaging around looking for it.)

An Apple on the wrist? Not on my watch, Tim | New York Post

I don't understand it, I haven't used one, and I definitely don't like it. Alrighty then.