Hey Cupertino! The Morning (+)Addition

Top 5

Apple cracks the top 5 for the first time in global PC sales with Mac sales up 8.9% in the third quarter this year vs. third quarter last year.

Sketchy Supply Chain Rumors

Report says Apple has delayed production on rumored 12.9" iPad because we won't stop buying the iPhone 6. Seems like it would be separate assembly lines to me, but we'll see.

Bigger and better GIFs (that aren't GIFs)

I'm all for better ways to annoy friends and loved ones

But I don't want to be deleted like spam

Because, you guessed it, ROBOTZ!

“Has not come up in daily use”

#hairgate testing at the Guardian reveals vigorously rubbing an iPhone 6 on your beard could remove a beard hair, but then…So does the new Moto X.