Kids are smart
The iPad beats Hershey's, Legos, Frozen, and all other consumer brands in a survey of 6-12 year olds. Of note, “iPod”, “iPhone”, and “Apple” were also amongst the top 25.
Teens are stupid
Piper Jaffray conducts its own survey that finds like the above, Apple is the leading consumer brand among teens, but Piper Jaffray's Gene Munster says current teen response to the Apple Watch is “tepid”. It might have something to do with nobody knows what the hell it can do, it isn't available, and hasn't been advertised, but what do I know.
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Apple Pay in iOS 8.1 Beta 2
Even ye of little space available can upgradest thou phone
Don't have 5GB available to upgrade to iOS 8? Pro Tip: Try updating via iTunes.