Hey Cupertino! The Morning (+)Addition

Not coming soon to neighborhood near you

So yeah, pretty fast:

A joint group of researchers from the Netherlands and the US have smashed the world speed record for a fiber network, pushing 255 terabitsper second down a single strand of glass fiber. This is equivalent to around 32 terabytes per second — enough to transfer a 1GB movie in 31.25 microseconds (0.03 milliseconds), or alternatively, the entire contents of your 1TB hard drive in about 31 milliseconds.

Super Smash Profits

Nintendo turns in a surprise profit this quarter thanks to Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart 8, but Wii U sales still stink.

You're not worthy

For the nerdcore, Marvel's newest 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' trailer adds a scene in where Tony Stark and Captain America try and fail to lift Thor's hammer (though it does look like Cap budges it...).

Defying "the natural laws of geometric broccoli"

Apple stock at all time highs.

iPad Air 2 Review

Ars: 

"fumbled a handoff between the software and hardware teams at Apple."