Hey Cupertino! The Morning (+)Addition

20 Million

According to a report, that's the number of total iPhone 6 pre-orders since they began on October 10. Incredible, if true.

36

That's the number of additional countries or territories the iPhone 6 will launch in before the end of October. Sadly the great nation of Massachusetts doesn't appear to be on the list.

50 Million

The apparent amount of dollars Apple penalizes suppliers with for breaking NDA.

November 10

That's the safe time to buy an iPhone 6 says astrologist Susan Miller because, you guessed it, Mercury retrograde. See also: horseshit.

Because Apple

Finland's Prime Minister blames country's economic downturn and recent debt rating downgrade on Apple because the iPhone killed Nokia and the iPad killed the Finnish paper industry. Damn you Apple. Damn you straight to hell.